"Crack Whore Confessions": Heeeeeeere’s Edie!
Usually I forget porn I watch moments after I watch it, unless it is very bad, very good, or very different. The “Crack Whore Confessions” […]
Month: March 2009
All your base are on Faith Leon’s face
The winner of the “What Is Faith Leon thinking?” contest is a person called “Neckties for Reptiles,” who, on further research, has a very thoughtful […]
The Office XXX just chills until the next webisode
But if other companies are looking at the resurgence of parodies as the one bright spot in an otherwise dismal adult DVD market, New Sensations seems to be banking on the Internet as the last, best moneymaker in porn.
Kimberly Kane: Rainmaker
Sweetheart of Portland Kimberly Kane channeled a little bit of the Scottish moors when she shot a scene recently with the UK’s Harmony Films, making […]
Today in narcissism: Gram on Twitter, Facebook
Listen: I don’t like this any more than you do, but if you want to see what I’m eating or if you want to use […]
Shanghai’s industrial handjobs
Item 2 of today’s “I don’t know if this is fake or not” selection comes from Shanghai, where this article says there are clinics that […]
"After Last Season": Merrimack Valley becomes new porn benchmark
It is a cliche that porn is poorly made. This comes from years of visible boom mics, awkward dialogue, quick scripts, and poor editing. But […]
The Office XXX – A Parody
Studio: New SensationsDirector: Lee Roy MyersCast: Ashlynn Brooke, James Deen, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Alexis Texas Guest Review by Murray Blackstone Out of all the […]
Jesse Jane is the Sweetheart of Sigma Nevermind
Jesse Jane was in Los Angeles this weekend for the filming of a frat house sex comedy called, well, “Frat House.” A straight-to-video romp filmed […]
American Swing: The heyday of Plato’s Retreat
Larry Levenson, a brisket wholesaler, started the swing club Plato’s Retreat in 1977. Charging between $25 and $36 for admission (which included a dubious buffet), […]
Nick Manning’s holy loads
But Nick Manning, the subject of the documentary Hung Hard And High, is not like these people, because his life is fascinating.
Pornic Voices: Simply Jimmy D
James DiGiorgio is one of those guys who has been working in Porn Valley for so long that nothing surprises him. I haven’t seen him […]
What is Faith Leon thinking? Part 1 of 1
A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very […]
Nika Noire: Siren
Nika Noire looks like she should be painted on the nose of a plane. A Russian plane. High atop the city of Glendale Noire rehearsed […]
Japanese massage scammers never counted on vengeance beyond the grave
As a licensed clinical massage therapist, or massagynist, I object to the portrayal of my craft in Hidden Camera Massage Scam as just a ploy […]
Gonzo girls protest 747 "ghetto"
As first reported on this site, the new 747 area code overlay for Porn Valley will take effect in May, and the issue of who […]
Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West don’t need to be naked
Dear Readers: Above is the only known photograph of New Sensations contract performers Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West in the same room. Since Brooke is […]
Kayden Kross goes back to the Garden
While 90 percent of the porn world uses Apple computers, I doubt Apple had its marketing people call Adam & Eve to place a PowerBook […]
Porn parodies: Nothing to laugh at if you get sued
While you may have always wondered what Ginger from “Gilligan’s Island” would look like in a three-way with Gilligan and Mary Ann, several legal obstacles […]
Does Cyberskin April Flores dream of electric sheep?
I have never had a problem with replicants, cyborgs, or other sentient machines sharing a buffet table with me because, if anything, I don’t want […]