Dear Readers: Above is the only known photograph of New Sensations contract performers Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West in the same room.
Since Brooke is the senior porn star in the picture, I asked her to provide some sisterly advice to West, who had earlier got in trouble for posing on a fire escape with a cigarette. It was my suggestion and she took the fall for it.
“You’re holding something in the box. What is it?” I prompted.
“It’s actually garbage,” Brooke said.
“Then hand her an apple, like you’re tempting her,” I suggested.
The two were on the set of a series of webisodes for The Office XXX.
People are fond of saying that porn stars in person are not particularly attractive (odd how this always happens upon returning from Adultcon) but this was West and Brooke in their Saturday lounging clothes. Both are adorable and about 4’11” tall, like really hot dolls one’s grandmother might buy from Parade magazine.
Is Parade even published any more? No? No more Marilyn Vos Savant? What might the woman with the world’s highest IQ say about Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West?
Why, “I would like to eat them for lunch,” of course.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: But is it good for the Jews?; Meet Sadie West; The Soft and tumescent parts of Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West: A Military perspective; Vaginas and gas
See also: New Sensations
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