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Month: May 2011

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Tim Von Swine: The Last Man Working in Porn

May 11, 2011 Gram the Man 9

“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”

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Best of Inbox Nudes 5.11.11

May 11, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Gram ponders the nudes in his inbox and comes to some startling conclusions

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Chuck Stevens: Black, White, & Bound

May 10, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Photographer Chuck Stevens is getting a digital retrospective of his subtle, beautiful work at the online gallery erotographic.

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Niche AlertTM: The Nipless Fuck

May 10, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Japanese pornographers No-chichi have debuted nipple-free adult material for consumers ashamed of breasts

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Down the Rabbit Hole with jessica drake

May 9, 2011 Gram the Man 4

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

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MontagFoto—Jamie Elle speaks for all of us

May 9, 2011 Gram the Man 1

What did Jamie Elle know all those years ago?

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“Rocki Whore” explores slutty monogamy

May 6, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.

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We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”

May 6, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.

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Book: Women need “A Billion Wicked Thoughts,” but men need just one

May 5, 2011 Gram the Man 2

According to the book, “Women’s sexual interests are plastic and change frequently.” Houston, we have validation.

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Linda Lovelace: I Love Lamp

May 4, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Who says porn can’t inspire art?

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No Sex is the “Neu Sex”

May 3, 2011 Gram the Man 2

Sasha Grey’s “Neu Sex” doesn’t actually have sex in it. How refreshing!

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MontagFoto 5.2.11—Dubious Edition

May 2, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Might the porn industry salvage from the shame of the “Flintstones” parody a searing and erotic political satire called “Yabba-Abbottabad-Do?

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