I am happy to report that red beans and rice didn’t miss many of this weeks Inbox Nudes, although former redheads make an appearance, too.
Name: Brittney Bell
Age: 24
Agency: OC Modeling
BUSTY BLONDE BRITTNEY BELL IS NOW LOOKING FOR HER FIRST ANAL SCENE!! reads the headline of this email. Seriously, how far is she going to have to look?
Unless the headline forgot to mention that she is going to be choosy about it. Otherwise, you will be able to see the line of anal applicants from space.
Bell is one of those people who only has to stand there naked. I think this is a great talent.
Name: Larkin Love
Age: 25
Agency: World Modeling
I don’t know what Ms. Larkin’s tattoo is saying to me, other than “Deposit here.”
It is no secret that age is not kind to tattoos, and Larkin’s choice of placing such an elaborate one on her stomach indicates that she is going to fight the good fight to keep that area as taut as possible. I wish her well, because she looks like a nice person, doesn’t she?
Name: Scarlett Fay
Age: 23
Agency: OC Modeling
I like Scarlett Fay a lot. We hang around in bathrooms together. But what series of events made her decide to become a blonde?
Name: Evelin Rain
Age: 21
Agency: Metro Talent
The tiny (and lovely) Evelin Rain reminds me of this Van Heusen commercial:
…and it proves the point that Van Heusen is so much better without Sammy Hagar in it.
Name: Isis Taylor
Age: 21
Agency: OC Modeling
It says here that Isis Taylor will only do Interracial with someone named Ethan Hunt. This seems to be as mixed a message as this pose, which says, “I won’t show you my boobs, but what do you think of my hair?”
Ethan Hunt, as I recall, is the name of the lead character in “Mission Impossible,” played most recently by Tom Cruise. What kind of porn name for a black guy is Ethan Hunt? Or by “interracial,” does she mean “Scientologists”?
Name: Chloe Star
Age: 19
Agency: Metro Talent
“Chloe Star is now available for anal,” it reads, and for a moment I thought, “You can’t spell ‘available’ without ‘anal.’ But of course you can.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Alix Lakehurst’s extra-wide world of public nudity
See also: World Modeling, OC Modeling, Metro Talent Management
I don’t normally go for girls, especially non-exotic (to me, anyway) ones, but Evelin has the most adorable butt ever!
+1 on Evelin, though that might be in part because I am hopeful that she hasn’t massacred her boobs.
I won’t name names, but somebody is due for a full refund from her tit-job hack. I’ve seen better surgery skills in Jr. High science classrooms on ‘dissect a frog day’.
smaller and real > bigger and faked. Except for Bibi Jones. Her surgeon deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. (though I still wonder how they looked before augmentation).
She has a beautiful ass, but have I become desensitized if the first thing I wondered when looking at that picture was what a long-nailed accessory dog would sound like trying to get across that floor?
“Desensitized” probably happened to you (as well as myself) some time ago, G.