I may not want to live in a post-apocalyptic world that shuns breeders like me, but I admit that these people seem to be having a good time

This movie delivers exactly what the title promises

Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Thern wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.

I think “Be the eraser to my pencil” is an awkward pickup line

I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.

It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.

Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.

Simone wears an expression that Gallant is wired to want to slap off her face.

Young is asking us to appeal to the better angels of our nature and to divorce the makeup and the dress from the factory they cover. Can we do it?

“My friends say I should do yoga,” says Hollie Stevens. “But yoga is for pussies.”

No amount of theoretical study compares to the single sense memory of knowing how to roll one’s partner over the wet spot.

Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.

“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.

“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”

…vigorous, slap-happy sex that never blurs the line between fighting and fucking…

Gram ponders the nudes in his inbox and comes to some startling conclusions

Photographer Chuck Stevens is getting a digital retrospective of his subtle, beautiful work at the online gallery erotographic.

“Did you like coming all over me?” says Britney Markham. “Everybody likes coming all over everybody, don’t they?”

Gram thinks it’s weird that some of the biggest criticism of people who pay for sex comes from the people who are paid for sex

I sensed a deep satisfaction in the fetishy people I met that I never encountered in the world of LL Bean catalog models.