You are doubtless aware that the adult market has broken down into popular subcategories called niches, because straight-up nudity no longer satisfies the voracious porn consumer: hundreds of choices, from anime to milves to BBWs to the CFNM (Clothed Female/Naked Male) await the discriminating porn fan.
Now a Japanese company has unveiled the Nipless Fuck niche, in which all the penetrable areas of a Caucasian woman are revealed in their clinical glory but the nipples are tastefully pixelated.
“A growing number of Japanese men have revealed that they are ashamed by nipples, as breasts are expressive,” says No-chichi director Fugu Wawatoni, “whereas the ‘down there’ parts of women are impressive.”
“I’ll say they’re impressive,” I say.
“By ‘impressive’ I mean they go inward, rather than come out to meet you,” says Wawatoni.
“Why, after centuries of public breastfeeding as well as a tradition of mosaicing the nether regions of women in porn movies, do Japanese porn fans suddenly have an aversion to nipples?” I ask through a translator.
“私は知らない,” Wawatoni says. “Perhaps it has something to do with the movie ‘Godzilla Versus the World-Destroying Nipple.’ It was not popular enough to export to the United States, but it may have had a powerful effect on the populace; one of the country’s icons destroyed by a nipple. Perhaps it worked its way into our psyches and, therefore, our pornography.”
“That’s crazy,” I say.
“Then you explain ‘Not The Flintstones’ to me,” Wawatoni says.
“Good point. So you just take other people’s movies and airbrush out the nipples and sell them as your own?” I ask. “Is that legal?”
“Should ‘Not the Flintstones XXX’ have been legal?” Wawatoni replies.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Japanese porn exporters put their money where the mosaic is; Carmen Luvana—the mosaic is the message