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You win the Freakness, Angelina Valentine; I’ll Have Another

Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.

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MontagFoto 5.21.12—Someone’s in the bathroom with Charley

Why were Charley Chase and I in the same bathroom? Were we flossing in some sort of “Starship Troopers” co-ed bathroom universe?

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Stormy’s “Blow” also refers to cocaine

“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.

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Words with Hookers

I have never received a Farmville notification from a porn performer

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Niche AlertTM: The Nipless Fuck

Japanese pornographers No-chichi have debuted nipple-free adult material for consumers ashamed of breasts

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Nick Manning drops science, loads

It would be easy to dismiss Manning as an egomaniac, or even to say that the puffed up ego is a show in itself, but what comes across in interviews is that Manning knows who he is, but sometimes it’s difficult to live in his own body.

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“Fuckin’ puppies probably deserved it. I hate puppies.”

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Ivan: The Last Man Working in Porn

“I feel bad for the guys who got into the business in the 70′s and 80′s and 90′s and were rolling in money but they didn’t adapt,” Ivan says. “They’re the guys suffering now.”

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Women who “Love Squirts 2″ much

What makes Carla Cox, Charley Chase, and Lexi Love squirt? Could it be the alliteration or the gallons of water they drank just before the scene?

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I’ll have a blue bathroom with Charley Chase

She perched her wine glass on the edge of the sink, sat on the toilet, and took off her top. What was I doing there?

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Cunt shunting with Kendra Kane

Let’s begin by saying that Kendra Kane is not a cunt herself, but you may rest assured she has a spectacular one

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Jayden Jaymes Porno Party 12/10: As if the birth of Christ wasn’t awesome enough

It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.

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Right up the middle with Alexis Texas

Alexis Texas proves that moderation is key in all things, particularly in haunch position. Take a look at The KLK, Texas, and Liliane Tiger and their respective ass positions in “Unseasoned Players,” “Buttwoman Returns,” and “Ass Fukt” and you will see that the savvy Texas neither sticks her ass high in the air nor makes [...]

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Thank you Charley Chase

“You have gorgeous boobs,” said Kayden Kross to Charley Chase. And not only does Kayden Kross know from good boobs, but she also knows good alliteration when she sees it.

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But what is a friend, Sadie West?

Someone once told me, “Grams, a friend is a person who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and then come back and give you one of them.” I am concerned that Sadie West, who told me she drives to Porn Valley from San Diego when she appears in porn films, is surrounded by false [...]

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Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

September 14-16
CatalystCon
Long Beach Hilton & Executive Meeting Center
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