IAFD boss Vanzetti: “Nowadays you just see a guy ramming himself into something, and then pulling out and jerking off on that thing’s face.”

Gram discovers Cecilia Vega years after she joined the adult industry. Score!

For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot and can do whatever crosses her mind, sassy Brit Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.

I go Balls Deep with my friend Sabrina.

The beautiful Brit Paige Ashley and London studio JoyBear team up to challenge the overwhelming evidence that female sex columnists are lousy at sex.

It is not every day that we get to think of Mott the Hoople

Gram speaks with the namesake of Kelly Shibari’s Big Beautiful Bukkake And Blowjob Show

Katsuni says, “I always compare the adult industry with the famous apple that Eve bited in the Eden garden.”

“It’s not like they’ll be filming “‘Another King’s Speech’ there like it’s ‘Next Friday.’”

Among Osama bin Laden’s fairly extensive porn stash was a pirated copy of my “Facts of Life XXX.”

“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”

Japanese pornographers No-chichi have debuted nipple-free adult material for consumers ashamed of breasts

Might the porn industry salvage from the shame of the “Flintstones” parody a searing and erotic political satire called “Yabba-Abbottabad-Do?

Gram talks with long-leggedy predatrix Sabrina Deep about Fanstalker.net

Gazzman and I speak about the notion of fidelity on porn sets

Gram speaks with Cytherea about her needs, and how he will never let her down

Contrary to public belief, the European porn industry grew independently of the American one, and the Marshall Plan had nothing to do with it.

“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.

That is why your views on your own pornic habits will be so valuable, as I am freakishly beyond the statistical mean.

It is hypocritical and silly to attract readers to porn-related content on a website but then refuse to link to the source of that information in dubious deference to customers.