Talking Internal Patriarchy Shots with Angela White
A thinly-veiled account of the Sarkozy administration, this film outlines the benefits of marrying women who are into orgies.
In Socialist Europe, you’re pretty sure they hose down the sofabed.
A new adult awards show threatens to return sparkle and panche to the porn industry.
Occasionally we need to leave in order to learn how to love.
“Put yer clothes on, ya Westmeath sloot,” Siobhan said. “It’s Paddy’s Day.”
“Le Monde is — how you say — not so big, eh?” — Francois de Mechagodzilla Petite-Squirrele
“That’s me, isn’t it?” Michelle Dockery said. “The one with the very large breasts?”
I may not want to take part in spit-roasting (on either end), but I will fight to the death for your right to do it
“You have always been the caretaker, Grams.”
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
Somewhere after “Mean Girls,” Lindsey Lohan became porny in affectation without showing the skin to back it up. Then all the curves melted away in a haboob of cocaine. Finally, by “The Canyons,” we kind of didn’t want to see her naked anymore. Natasha Nice reminds us of all that promise, and delivers in a crazy joyride of flesh and drama.
Discretion is key in personal rubbing-one-out devices, but is it too much to ask for some bonsai sea monster action, too? Well, the creators of the Gröömin don’t think so; they want you to feel like you could destroy Tokyo with the head of your penis.
So many things to see in Japan, but a vagina in porn isn’t one of them
Gram Ponante looks to the East for the future
If British porn director Tanya Hyde ever landed a show on HGTV, the tagline would be “Floors You Can Eat Off And Fuck On.”
It could happen to anyone, but I bet it happens to Abbie Cat a lot.
If you expected a porny expose on the editorial assistants at the venerable east coast publishing house, you’ve come to the wrong place. That would either be “Little, Brown Fucking Machines” or “Slutty Shtonk-Slobbering Slants of Simon & Schuster.”
By the way she says “cock,” I know Janessa Jordan isn’t from around here.
“It is getting pretty gay in this prison,” we think.