When all practical means of creating enjoyable legal pornography are eradicated some time next week, we will no longer have the delightful porn trope of Penises Entering from the Side of the Frame.

Gram reminds us that porn stars are born, not made, with this week’s Porn Star Birthdays

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“You weigh the thrill (of being discovered) against the fear of arrest,” Gazzman says. “Still, if (legendarily girl-crazy Italian leader Silvio) Berlusconi can get away with it, so should we.”

As a lapsed Catholic, pondering how many women can fit on a frenulum is a more appealing diversion than thinking about angels on the head of a pin

An appreciative crowd packed the Capitol Event Theatre here for the 8th Annual Feminist Porn Awards, honoring numerous celebrities featured on Porn Valley Observed as well as people we’ve yet to have the pleasure to know.

Everyone was in love with DaLush, and she knew it.

Director Scarlett Revell has commissioned Lady Gaga designer Atsuko Kudo to costume her upcoming “Sex in Venice”

“The Art of Blowjob” was as pleasant a surprise as a blowjob itself.

A pornographer who was an unlikely political activist, Riccardo Schicchi, 60, directed Cicciolina in “The Red Telephone,” Italy’s first hardcore film.

Scarlett Revell: “I have to feel like I’m there. I want to smell the penises and pussies and sexual juices.”

AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”

Putting a blowjob front and center on the cover of an anal movie suggests that women who give blowjobs also do anal, which is never a slam dunk.

While Harmony Films’ “The Cult” is neither David Koresh nor L. Ron Hubbard (unless you connect Tom Cruise via “Eyes Wide Shut”), no one can say that porn doesn’t have its finger on topical subjects.

‘With fingers, toys, and tongues hard at work, these ladies will always succumb to the sins of lesbians,’ it says right here. Always, my friends.

“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”

Danny D. is a lucky man who made the grade

There are those who believe that people who perform in gangbangs can’t as easily perform in gauzy Sapphic interludes, and vice versa. Sabrina Deep has found the key, and it involves not coming when she touches your leg.

Charlotte Gainesbourg in “AntiChrist,” Beatrice Dalle in “Betty Blue”; It is hard to resist French women when they have their minds set on something. But will the lovely Angell Summers use her Gallic wiles for good, evil, or Crazy?

“…If Univision distributed porn we would be doing huge numbers…”

Until now, Big Porno has missed the boat(lift) on catering to Spanish-speaking fans.