As you will see in the shocking video below, they are still making porn.
I arrived at Gram Ponante Towers, Salmon Hatchery, Helipad, MILFerie, Hippodrome, Minaret, and Colonoscoparium to find that, rumors to the contrary notwithstanding, porn is still being made, duplicated, shrink-wrapped, and distributed in America.
Of course I hadn’t paid for the 43 DVDs that had arrived courtesy my friends at 3rd Degree, but that doesn’t mean someone isn’t paying for porn in America; the simple fact of these 43 DVDs’ existence is testament to the fact that people still pay for porn, somewhere, and that they buy things like “The Official Bounty Hunter Parody.”
Either that or the entire adult industry is a huge money laundering scheme.
Just a huge, huge money laundering scheme…
Anyway, I also mused that just one of those DVDs could have taken an average college student through most of his undergrad experience not too long ago. In my day, all I needed was the Sears catalog flipped to the Kenmore Seed Extractors.
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Nice box! Maybe you could get the kleenex company to team with you and send a care package overseas, to the troops!
43? That’s a lot of porn (to receive at one time). Most I’ve ever received at one time is probably 8 or so.
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What? I used to buy in bulk.
Eight at one time is a normal order size for me now that I’ve found a reliable source for ~$4/disc, new-in-box DVDs by good studios. My record is 19 in one transaction, but in all fairness it was a $2/disc Digital Playground HD-DVD blowout listing. Ebay: it’s a love/hate thing.
Thank you for this comment. It warms my heart to read that people still buy porn. But how much do you use that HD-DVD player these days?
I can’t wait until “Dirty Debutantes” is available at Costco. I’d even buy it if it were “Kirkland Debutantes.”
I’ve dabbled in torrents and both legitimately-purchased and illicitly-obtained internet pr0n, but there’s nothing like having the original, full-quality DVD/HD-DVD/Blu-ray in it’s plastic case with its full-color insert of the ladies contained therein passively hawking their wares at you and tempting you to discover if the steak is, in fact, as nice as the sizzle. I generally opt, not for quantity over quality, but for value over currentness, hence ebay’s ~$4 DVDs and ~$10 Blu-rays, new-in-box and from good studios.
The HD-DVD player is very underused, in that I can remux/reburn nearly all of my cheaply-bought HD-DVD Hollywood movies to Blu-ray, but no so with the HD-DVD porn collection since they’re largely 1080p30, a format which Blu-ray does not properly support. So I pretty much use it to watch porn.