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Report: Purchases of "Gene Simmons" sex tape limited to people who already find Gene Simmons repugnant

February 21, 2008 Gram the Man 0

The triumph of the “Gene Simmons” sex tape is that, even though the dude in the video doesn’t really look like the Kiss buffoon, people […]

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Summer Haze wrestles for the dead, lost causes

February 21, 2007 Gram the Man 2

Like a gang-banging St. Jude, Summer Haze for some reason will inscribe the names of “fallen stars from the family of X” into her Ladies […]

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Benny Profane, Zak Sabbath, and Audacia Ray walk into a party at which a woman pops balloons by means of darts she shoots out of her pussy

January 11, 2007 Gram the Man 1

These intriguing things transpired at a party hosted by Ron Royster.

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But is it good for the Jews? (pt. XXIV)

December 12, 2006 Gram the Man 0

You’re right, in Flashpoint Productions’ BabyFace 7, Kaci Starr does have a childlike, Creepy Doll One Might Purchase in Parade Magazine-like face.But her pussy looks […]

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