Cleopatra of the Nile wants you to die
Sexy Egyptian fireplug Cleopatra of the Nile is featured on one of Adultcon’s billboards overlooking the 710 freeway and demands you drive there. She writes: […]
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Hotter than a Balrog
As you know, October is the anniversary month of my Ringwraith wound from that accursed Morgul blade on Weathertop, so you can forgive me for […]
Trina Michaels for Industry
Like the MX Missile being dubbed “The Peacemaker” by the Reagan Administration, I have always thought there was a lot of wishful thinking behind naming […]
Kurupt/Not Corrupt
If Scott Stapp and Kid Rock can get groupies, then so should Kurupt. Kurupt Uncut XXX, unfortunately, is a study in unrealistic expectations, as everyone […]