Sexy Egyptian fireplug Cleopatra of the Nile is featured on one of Adultcon’s billboards overlooking the 710 freeway and demands you drive there.
She writes:
Going NORTHBOUND on the 710 freeway, start south of the Firestone exit (city of DOWNEY or NORWALK) to be sure you can come from the 105 freeway and then go north on the 710 freeway or start from Imperial hwy and go north on the 710. You will see it before you hit Firestone Blvd exit on the LEFT HAND SIDE.
Here is a Google map of the area about which Tolkien wrote: “In Downey (south of Bell Gardens), where the shadows lie…”
Driving is your best bet, for:
One does not simply walk into Downey. Its black gates are guarded by more than just gas tanks and Winchell’s Doughnuts. There is evil there that does not sleep. And the great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!
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See also: Adultcon, Cleopatra of the Nile
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