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Stagger Lee, A Rented Pig, And A Bucket of Blood

March 7, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Her name is Sasha Grey, and the pig’s name was Apple.

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Pornic Voices Blind Item: Fuck the Calla lillies, Norman

March 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“I fucking hate my mother. She said ‘Katharine’ would be too difficult for a kid to spell, so she she named me ‘Katy’ and just counted on her kid to be a fucking retard.”

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Joanna Angel’s sausage factory or: Death camp for cutie

August 17, 2009 Gram the Man 2

The game Joanna Angel takes a sausage, deep throats it, rubs it between Bergen County’s best breasts, and then edges it southward, below the frame […]

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Porn stars get iambic at Erotic Heritage Museum

January 6, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Vanessa Blue and the Punany Poets will be hosting a low-key affair on Friday night that I believe will be a welcome alternative to the […]

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Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts!

April 23, 2006 Gram the Man 0

This movie is chock-full of pretty girls doing sassy, non-threatening things.

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Because having actual Asians would ruin it

December 23, 2005 Gram the Man 0

Janine and Sophia Santi star in Digital Playground’s Way of the Dragon, which is described as “a surreal journey through a sensual dreamscape of Asian […]

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