Some companies still have contract stars, similar to the way that some people still use ICQ
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My Christmas Wish, by Gram Ponante
If your vagina were Christmas, I would ruin it.
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The Dark Side of Marco Banderas 3
Studio: MercenaryDirector: Marco BanderasCast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares Not only is Marco Banderas one of the nicest guys in porn, but he also has great teeth. So his “Dark Side” movies give the false impression that, because the sex is […]
Sophia Lynn hides her light under a bushel
Only Handjobs 6 has the distinction of being both a porn movie and a viable excuse one could make to God. “Come on God,” one might say, “what I did with the 2002 Arizona Diamondbacks was only handjobs.” One’s past porn career has a way of reasserting itself every now and then, and Sophia Lynn, […]
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Memphis Monroe abandons contract stardom for poverty on streets of 19th century Paris
Memphis Monroe, Hustler’s most visible contract star, is also its last. “We have abandoned the contract star program and did not renew Memphis’ contract,” a Hustler insider said. So a noble tradition begun with Jessica Jaymes that continued with the tripartite reign of Monroe, Mya Luanna, and a combination of sort-of Shy Love and sort-of […]
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A Bitchin’ ‘gine saves Nikki Nine
I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what’s more important: accuracy or a pun? Nikki Nine, Hustler’s newest contract performer, filmed Educating Nikki a week after her first movie, The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine, though Educating is being released first. It’s the right thing. […]
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Nine Falls on the Cold Valley
As Master Yoda said, “Always three there are: Memphis Monroe and the other two.” Hustler has announced the arrival of Nikki Nine to planet Earth, and a Hustler contract. Apparently she has not been in a movie or posed for a magazine before. She is also allegedly 18. Allegedly 18 is going to be my […]
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