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MontagFoto 5.14.12—Hustler’s Last Contract Girl

May 14, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Some companies still have contract stars, similar to the way that some people still use ICQ

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My Christmas Wish, by Gram Ponante

December 24, 2010 Gram the Man 0

If your vagina were Christmas, I would ruin it.

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The Dark Side of Marco Banderas 3

October 26, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Studio: MercenaryDirector: Marco BanderasCast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares Not only […]

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Sophia Lynn hides her light under a bushel

July 18, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Only Handjobs 6 has the distinction of being both a porn movie and a viable excuse one could make to God. “Come on God,” one […]

Memphis Monroe abandons contract stardom for poverty on streets of 19th century Paris

October 10, 2007 Gram the Man 2

Memphis Monroe, Hustler’s most visible contract star, is also its last. “We have abandoned the contract star program and did not renew Memphis’ contract,” a […]

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A Bitchin’ ‘gine saves Nikki Nine

January 23, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what’s more important: accuracy or a pun? Nikki […]

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Nine Falls on the Cold Valley

October 18, 2006 Gram the Man 1

As Master Yoda said, “Always three there are: Memphis Monroe and the other two.” Hustler has announced the arrival of Nikki Nine to planet Earth, […]

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