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The Great Garden State Porn Experiment

March 8, 2010 Gram the Man 1

My machine? She’s a dud. [She happens to be] all stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of [New] Jersey.

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Layover: Clearly not flying Virgin or: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to scissor me?

December 22, 2008 Gram the Man 0

As a pornthropologist, I am fascinated by the habits of lesbians. Their rituals and socialization can tell us a lot about ourselves, in that they also cook dinner, wear clothing, and walk, jump, and run in much the same ways we do.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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