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How Does Being A Jukebox Hero Relate to Miami Milves? Well, It Doesn’t

September 16, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.

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Elvis Replaces “In the Ghetto” with “In the VIP”

August 30, 2013 Gram the Man 0

As the scene plays out, we wonder what’s in it for these women who stand around watching Elvis jerk off on two of their comrades’ faces. Was the pay OK? Was the night otherwise fun for them, what with their Solo cups and limo ride?

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[news commentary] Manwin buys itself by accident

April 25, 2012 Gram the Man 4

XBiz ran a comprehensive article about the recent buying spree of Luxembourg-based Manwin, which is porn’s version of Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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