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The Jizzful Cliff: Lawyers file suit against Measure B

January 15, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Fear-based and founded on a high-concept lie (that the porn industry both encourages STDs and fails to treat them), the well-funded Yes on Measure B campaign passed—in my opinion—based solely on voter ignorance.

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Vivid sort of agrees to stop harassing Octomom

January 26, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Out of the goodness of its collective heart, Vivid will buy Suleman’s home for her anonymously and not tell anyone, ever.

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Today in quasi-porn hysteria: Allred, Dread, McReady, and Kate Gosselin’s Playboy spread

April 8, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Only porn stars deserve publicity for acting like porn stars, especially because it’s their job and because they do it so much better than the likes of Tiger Woods or Kate Gosselin.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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