Tera Patrick doesn’t dig on swine – denies sausage party

Tera Patrick and life partner Evan Seinfeld will host her second annual “Diva Las Vegas” party this Thursday at the Venetian’s Tao nightclub in Las Vegas.

To stay awake at this week’s AVN convention I will be employing technology like that used in A Clockwork Orange to keep Alex’s eyes open. I will be attending a lot of parties. Seinfeld’s description of “Diva Las Vegas” concerned me.

“Last year’s party was undoubtedly the number one AVN party of the year,” Seinfeld said. “We had over 4,000 people attend, including celebrities such as Mark Wahlberg, Mike Tyson, Dennis Rodman and Diddy, not to mention a virtual who’s who of smoking hot pornstars, and an unparalleled girl to guy ratio, as all of Tera’s events are famous for!”

I was at that party last year, and can confirm that it was wise for Seinfeld to say that the ratio of girls to guys was unparallelled while not saying what that ratio was. I would say the ratio of girls to guys at last year’s party was roughly 1:100.

There is nothing like smelling the Ax Body Spray of 3600 guys to make one think “Welcme to Las Vegas”.

Previously: Virtual (Protected) Sex; Tera runs with motorcycle gang
See also: Teravision

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