Sunny Leone channels Sir Mixalot
Some say I only rap about wealthBut baby can I talk about your health?Lungs, lungs, motherf**kin’ lungs – Sir Mixalot: “Put ’em on the Glass” […]
Month: February 2008
Sunny Loves Matt – mini review
Studio: VividDirector: B. SkowCast: Sunny Leone, Matt Erickson, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Megan Monroe, Rebeca Linares, Charles Dera “I want you to come in the […]
Memphis gets back to me re: boobs
People drift in and out of our lives so often, especially in porn, as the caprices of Fate dictate our schedules, geography, partners, and spirochete […]
Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe: I don’t get it
Marilyn Monroe photographer Bert Stern has re-created Monroe’s final famous photoshoot with Lindsay Lohan. Why? The semi-nude series was released in New York Magazine 46 […]
Do not go gentle into that good Spunk’d
I spoke with Spunk’d: The Movie director Justin Kane at the recent XBiz Awards. As at the previous month’s AVN Awards, Kane didn’t win a […]
Spunk’d: The Movie – Ponante & Cachapero review
Studio: 6969 EntertainmentDirector: Justin KaneCast: Aurora Snow, Penny Flame, Hillary Scott, Lexi Belle, Eva Angelina, Vanessa Lane, Katie Morgan, Mikayla, Ginger Lea, Jada Fire, Kelli […]
The Ghosts of Encino
Like the great American artist Rockwell, I always feel like somebody’s watching me when I travel Encino’s lonely byways. And they are not watching me […]
No Man’s Land: Asian Edition 6
Studio: MetroDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Lana Croft, Kina Kai, Kalyssa Kye, Leilani, Ange Venus, Kitty, Jandi Lin Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot […]
Gram cut to the quick by pornographer
“Go fuck yourself – at least then only one person will be disappointed.”
Blind Item: What to say when you are fitted with a diaphragm
I got a call from a well-known MILF who had entered a wonderful new stage of her life. “The factory is once again a playground,” […]
Nick Manning and Sarah Jesse dream of Dean Moriarty
Here Nick Manning and Sarah Jesse study Jack Kerouac’s “On the Road” scrolls at the New York Public Library in a scene from Joe Gallant’s […]
Nacho Vidal Fucks Them All – for Valentine’s Day
Nacho Vidal really does fuck them all. In fact, I’m surprised that this 2-disc set from Digital Sin is limited to bipedal women. For about […]
The Make Up – Ponante & Cachapero review
Joanne and I disagreed. Or at least she saw potential in “The Make Up” where I saw a swing and a miss.
Gram cut to the quick by pornographer
I write a monthly He Said/She Said-style review column in XBiz with my ex common-law wife, Joanne Cachapero. We reviewed The Make Up in the […]
Today in porn pools
Now that it’s a frigid 67 degrees in Porn Valley, let’s take a look at some home swimming pools and how they figure into this […]
Free to Bree O or E
I haven’t had this much trouble since Amy Ried. Adam & Eve contract star Bree Olson, who won her Best New Starlet AVN award as […]
I like to see a little more fat
Vivid Plus’ has released its heavier women epic Curvaceous. I went to the digital capture of this movie last August (I won’t say “taping,” I’d […]
Finding motivation with boobs in the way
I complimented Amber Peach on her new haircut, but she said she didn’t like the color, or liked the previous color – red – better. […]
Stoya avoids labels
I took a few hundred pictures at the AVN convention, and also handed my camera around to various lowlifes. I have finally labeled most of […]