Right after the solo masturbation scenes in last Saturday’s Pussy Party shoot, Cousin Stevie gathered all eight contestants to send a message to our troops.
Their line was: “Get your (slap ass) ass back home safely (wiggle).”
Soldiers have appreciated loose women since war was invented, and this Pussy Party message to the troops was a DVD and web-based example of something that has been going on for generations.
The difference was how Cousin Stevie introduced the girls.
“This is for all the soldiers out there, overseas,” he began. “Whatever reason you’re out there, if you think the war is a good idea or not, whether or not you agree with it, we just wanted to say we appreciate what you’re doing.”
He hedged his bets like this for a minute or so before each of the Pussy Partyers gave her own personal greeting, each of which was devoid of any similar political gymnastics. The fleshpot Venus gave an individual shoutout to a Captain of her acquaintance.
Among the many things the administration of George W. Bush can be remembered for is making your patriotism dependent on unqualified support of its policies.
But, as you well know, a Pussy Party is not about this country going to Hell.
In fact, the great thing about Pussy Partys in general is the gentlemanly way in which they are run.
“But Grams,” you might say. “Pussy Partys feature women sticking three-foot dongs up their ass and calling each other ‘ditch pigs’.”
While that is true, remember that the three-foot dongs (and even shorter dongs, butt plugs, glass dildos, fingertip vibrators, pictures of the Pope, and pogo-stick devices [more on those later]) are all arranged for the women to choose from them on their own, and no one has coached anyone to say “ditch pig”. This just happens naturally.
You might also say that that doesn’t matter, because women would not do or say such things to themselves if there weren’t a male audience paying for it, but then I’d wonder why you’re reading this site.
Cousin Stevie runs a tight ship and the cast got along well.
“Until today, there was always maybe one person in the cast who just didn’t fit,” Stevie said. There have been over a dozen Pussy Partys, and now and then personality issues arise that can make for good theatre, like the Dillan Lauren/Ava Vincent burrito smackdown. There were a couple of people on the King Klit set in November who caused some grumbling from the rest of the cast, but on this set everyone really got along.
This Pussy Party featured women who appeared to have been around the block a few times. It is well-known that the porn industry craves newcomers, but a lot of the talent Saturday were of the happier-but-wiser variety of adult actress. Phyllisha Anne, for example, reminded me of the only woman in the neighborhood growing up who’d been divorced and could wear a bikini; the other ladies hated her but she made men of us.
One of the toys available was a dildo attached to a device that looked like a pogo stick. Upon inserting the dildo, one could press down on the handle of the pogo device and cause the dildo to move up or down. Because the pogo was about four feet tall, it allowed the user to stand and lean.
Felony used this device and nearly collapsed with the effectiveness of it. I had never seen Felony before. She was juicy.
In fact, I had never met any of these women before, only read their names or seen their pictures. There was Kaylynn, Alana Evans (who wore pink boots and was always smiling), Arianna Jolie, Sindy Lange, and Nikki Nievez.
Nievez was a surprise. She is in the Belladonna/Naudia Nyce school of very dirty talkers, and resembles them both. She told me that those are the two people she would most like to do a scene with. During her masturbation scene, she repeatedly slapped herself in the face. Here are some of the things she said to the camera:
“Do you want to watch me feed my sickness?”
“Fuck me like a gutter rat, you fucking weasel.”
I like ‘ditch pig’ best,” Nievez told me. “I think about what I’ll say beforehand.”
For the life of me, I’d thought Nikki Nievez was a black booty-shaking girl from movies like Phat Buttz Drain My Nutz. I don’t know why I thought this. Instead, she is a white Cubana from Miami. Similar to this, when I first heard the name ‘Skeeter Kerkove’, I imagined a little bald man with glasses (I don’t think he wears glasses).
Kaylynn, using a very small vibrator, got off early, or at least was convincing in appearing to. “I’m a cheap date,” she said. “This is the smallest boyfriend I’ve ever had.”
As with other Pussy Partys, the day progressed from solo masturbation scenes to couples to foursomes to an eight-girl orgy. Because it is a day-long shoot, because the participants have a better chance to get to know each other, and because there isn’t a sense that the talent didn’t just come from one scene or were preparing to go to another, these are the only events in my personal porn world that make me want to, er, participate.
But this is a Pussy Party, not Pussy Party con Carne.
Later in the day, before the winners were announced (I have been requested not to say who they were) Sindy Lange performed a feat that I have never before witnessed: she pulled water into her vagina with a straw. You will see this when this Pussy Party (following the military theme, tentatively subtitled either Fuck Troop or Snatch Patrol) comes out later this summer.
Previously: Pipinka Party; Classy; Day rate plus anal
See also: Cousin Stevie, PurePlay
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