Just this weekend – on a porn set, no less – I met someone who was reading the annotated “Da Vinci Code”. How could that book be annotated?
1this is stupid
2this is historically inaccurate
3how much did you pay for this?
4I bet you’re also into Kabbalah
Anyway, my new hero Nelson X came up with a script for The Da Vinci Load and sold it to Hustler last year, and the movie will be released next Tuesday. It’s my favorite porn film this year. It’s funny, it’s smart, and it takes itself seriously only every so often. It also gives the porn consumer more credit than he/she usually gets. Like the Airplane! movies, it is better than the source material it’s parodying.
It is for this reason that I suggest you look past the boxcover for this movie, because there is nothing in the boxcover to suggest the movie is anything out of the ordinary, or that the movie has any personality at all.
Previously: Pal Joey and the zen of porn; May the Load rise to meet you; Da Vinci Load review; Barbed Wire confidential
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