Newly-confirmed 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven has a problem, and it’s not how to remember my number (I had it tattooed on her lower lip while she was sleeping, as I am a Maori chieftain).
Which name should she use?
Vandeven began posing for men’s magazines like Penthouse back when pal Sophia Santi was Natalia Cruze. When Vandeven began working for Michael Ninn in movies like Sacred Sin, she changed her name to Vuur, the Dutch word – Vandeven’s family is Dutch – for “fire”.
Now sources say that Penthouse, which insisted on the name change because it did not want hardcore stars associated with its magazine, is asking that Ninnworx and Vuur change her name back to Vandeven permanently, or at least until she becomes Heather Vandeven-Ponante-James-Dio, my ancestral surname.
Penthouse has already grabbed Vandeven’s .com address, so the branding is underway.
I don’t care what Heather V.’s name is. I just want her to be happy.
Previously: I, Vuur; 5, Vuur; Open bar at the Van Halen place; What makes boobs real?
See also: Heather Vandeven (penthouse.com)
What an… awful… boobjob. This is what passes for a Penthouse Pet nowadays? Give that woman a Double-Double and a new surgeon.
You are right in that Ms. Vuurdeven should come over for some In ‘n’ Out, but designer boobs are an artistic statement these days. Who are we to judge them? My degree is in animal husbandry.