The fan to the left smiles bravely as Jesse Jane’s rock hard right breast presses slowly though her rib cage at a recent Allentown, PA strip club appearance.
“I can think of worse ways to go,” the fan didn’t wheeze, wishing that, like her friend to the far right, she’d only injured her elbow on Jane’s well-toned groin.
Like the “Ghost Shirts” of the Lakota Sioux, the nipple-penetrated “Jesse Shirts” are now preserved at Harvard’s Peabody Museum of Archaeology and Ethnology.
Previously: Jesse Jane to ask them to dance, dance with them slow
See also: Jesse Jane, Ghost Dance
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