According to the Associated Press, Iran’s Guardian Council, the country’s constitutional interpreter, is scheduled to vote on a resolution to deem those involved in the production of pornography “Corruptors of the World”, the Koran’s ultimate breach of morality.
Convicted World Corruptors could face execution. Observers believe the measures stem from the alleged sex tape of Iranian TV personality Zahra Amir Ebrahimi, who denies having been in a sex tape but is in jail anyway, along with the man who released it.
Vivid and Red Light District are not involved, probably because the Iranian version of PayPal is so difficult to figure out.
Read the AP story here.
Acme Andersson writes:
Is Porn Valley susceptible to terrorism? Of course it is! As
California’s most popular theme park, Porn Valley’s characters are
natural targets of religious regimes inside and outside the U.S. So
watch that pretty tail, Brianna Love! Keep those little boobies
covered, Casey Parker! Close those sets, PT! And Gram, please
remember to never, ever, ever talk to strangers. In these troubled
times, terrorists no longer wear a scarlet letter T, and therefore
can be difficult to recognize. Please to be careful.
Whatever happens, Kim Kardashian will be safe.
Previously: Squirting and terrorism
See also: Iran moves to execute porn stars, The Koran Online (no matches for “Corruptor of the World”)
Muhammed’s 13th wife, Aisha, was only 6 years old at the time of their betrothal, and only 9 at the time of consummation. In this respect, Max Steiner looks like a very nice man by comparison.