…but strangely enough, that is not the title of the movie. Nor is the title of the movie Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively Because They’re Sluts or Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively of Black Pole or even Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively Featuring Rapper Ray J.
Those would have been my first and best guesses of movie titles whilst sitting around Mercenary’s conference table. But that is why I’m not making the big money in this business.
The movie is titled Lex on Blondes 2, which also gets the point across.
Previously: Lex smells the roses, Buddhism; Teagan distances herself from La Sad Eyes, aligns with Carlito; Ravenous review; Rita Faltoyano and Brianna Love – just because; The New Neighbors review
See also: Mercenary Pictures
Somebody once told me that the vagina is nature’s tardis; seeing as how the potentially vast inside may be far roomier than the demure outside would suggest. Of course, what do I know about vaginas… I’m Marcel freakin’ Proust.
That’s true, but didn’t you write Remembrance of Things Assed?
That is a common misnomer, Monsieur. I am actually the author of: “Within a Budding Gape.”