“Flashpoint X”: Back(draft) to the Future
In 2007, Wicked released a tenth anniversary edition of its 1998 movie “Flashpoint.” Calling it “Flashpoint X,” the extra year was for smokiness.
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Mayhem’s sleight of cunt
I’m not autistic or anything, but I really expected a movie with the title Mexicunts to have a picture of a vagina on the box. […]
Contest: Guess the Foot
You will win nothing but my respect. I also have an old PS2 that I can’t seem to get rid of. Previously: Pussy Party 21 […]
Health care options: Naked nurse with statue of pig
Night Shift Nurses is the longest running hentai series in Japan. “Experiment 1” involves a man who wakes in a research hospital attended by a […]
“This girl is half his age”—Faye Valentine
My first day as managing editor of AVN.com was five years ago this week. Naturally I felt a little odd that I would be writing […]
Suzie Best in Best of British
I had a Catholic girlfriend from Ireland who, whenever she would see a British woman, would spit: “British slags wear their mattresses on their backs.” […]
Swallow My Children
Studio: MetroDirector: Rob RottenCast: Mercedes Santos, Marsha Lord, Sasha Grey, Heather Gables, Roxy Deville, Laurie Vargas, Whitney Stevens, Daisy Tanks, Brandi, Britney Stevens, Leighlani Red, […]
Lex launches latest load litany, lensing lipward-lofting love loogies
Because it contains no impurities and because I only have sex in wind tunnels, my semen is as white as the Virgin Mary’s veneers. Because […]
More drink booze parties, more questions
I don’t know which river River Rats refers to, but this boxcover is compelling for several reasons, not the least of which involves this woman’s […]
Brazilian Bar Hopping
Studio: Amateur DistrictDirector:Cast: Karine Muller, Raissa Prado, Fernanda Alencar, Patricia Kimberly, Dane Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot The term “sex tourism” has […]
Time management: Just Turned 18 And Transsexual
I feel that transsexuals are ageless, that they have walked the earth for millennia and, like energy, are unable to be created or destroyed. That’s […]
This is your big debut; it sure looks good in goo
As you are aware, I am an expert on the elements of design. That is why I applaud Mercenary Pictures’ new approach to emphasizing performer […]
jessica drake will blow you dry
I have been pleading with Wicked Pictures to make a porn version of Davey And Goliath but they chose the Old Testament story of Samson […]
Why is this man staring at Amber Rayne’s shoulder?
As you know, I am a tremendously sexual person. Sometimes I’m not even allowed to board planes. So it is not in my chemical makeup, […]
I dare you to walk into Starbucks and say this
…especially if you add the “7”. Side note: If you spell out the initials, the word you get is “Ilibadima 7”. That either sounds like […]
Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel!
Studio: Madness PicturesDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Mae Yung, Lucy Lee, Sin Nye Lang, Kylie Ray Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “All Oriental […]
New Porn Daily: A new parishioner is born in the Ghetto
There are those who feel that race and class-based porn is wrongheaded, but I am sure that they, like me, will be reassured now that […]
The Haunting of Hill Feet
This picture of Lana Croft in Red Light District’s Obscene Behavior 2 reminds me of the scene in Shirley Jackson’s “The Haunting of Hill House” […]
It takes more than a sexy nurse’s outfit and nipple clamps to make an effective universal healthcare program
…but who are we kidding? If there’s never going to be an effective universal healthcare program, we might as well have sexy nurse’s outfits and […]
How you gonna keep ’em down on (Seymore Butts’ Ass Farmer) once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?
“Appalachian Spring” isn’t playing in the background, no one frolics in the hay, nothing is raised from the earth, shipped to market, or sold at […]