Lex launches latest load litany, lensing lipward-lofting love loogies

Because it contains no impurities and because I only have sex in wind tunnels, my semen is as white as the Virgin Mary’s veneers. Because of this, it often disappears on the alabaster skin of the vampire girls I pick up at the 240 Metro route bus stop outside CSUN.

Lexington Steele has addressed this monochromatic conundrum by releasing Semen Shooters I, a black-on-black cumshot collection, containing 47 performers and 52 scenes.

Because ejaculate is a viscous white or yellow, and because all Semen Shooters’ performers are black, it was easy to account for the sperm at the end of the day.

“I was in 80 percent of the scenes,” Steele did not say, “but I know where 100 percent of my ropy volleys alighted.”

I am assuming that each scene is longer than the ten-second pop shot, so viewers can expect to see why the likes of Angel Eyes, Carmen Hayes, Vanessa Blue, Shi Reeves,Jenna Brooks, Jemini, Naomi Banxxx, Roxy Reynolds, Havana Ginger, Jada Fire, Desiree, Tina Price, Tia, Olivia Winters, Courtney Divine, Ariel Alexis, Capri Styles, Ashley, Samaya, Lena, Mahlia, and Persuajon deserved it.

Previously: Kala Prettyman does not need airbrushing; At home with Lexington Steele
See also: Mercenary Pictures

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