I don’t know which river River Rats refers to, but this boxcover is compelling for several reasons, not the least of which involves this woman’s right breast.
Find out why after the gap.
1. According to the back cover, this movie was shot in June. What kind of low-rent educational facility has its spring break in June? (Smart money’s on Brandeis.)
2. This 18th installment promises “more college gals”. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think anyone under 45 uses the term “gals”. Therefore I look forward to seeing the kind of pornography made by someone who thinks of women as gals. It has to be better than porn made by someone who calls women “whores”, right? Right?
3. Ditto the “drink booze parties”. What the hell does that mean? As decreed by the Bible, every party following the establishment of the State of Israel has to have booze drinking. There must be something really special about these drink booze parties if the producers see fit to mention them.
4. Finally, the fact that this woman’s right breast is squished against her thigh indicates that there must be plenty of boobs in this movie, else one wouldn’t be so flagrantly wasted on the cover.
Previously: Consumers demand more drink booze parties
See also: Flashpoint Productions
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