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Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Say “Mama’s Got Big Boobs”

July 24, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.

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More Like Temporarily “Wet Tits,” but whatever—they’re still tits

June 7, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Perhaps the biggest surprise of this movie—other than the fact that the tits dry off so fast—is that there weren’t more movies called “Wet Tits.”

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Boxcover of the Week: Bait And Increase

April 15, 2012 Gram the Man 0

This is like the Buca di Beppo of porn movies

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Building this City: "Welcome to Boobsville"

May 20, 2009 Gram the Man 0

If there actually were a Boobsville, say in one of California’s many lovely unincorporated areas – along faultlines, devoid of city services, where people eat […]

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Jenny Hendrix’ high-fructose nipples or: Every picture doesn’t necessarily tell a story

February 13, 2009 Gram the Man 0

The lousiness of this picture, featuring Jenny Hendrix showing off her new boobs to Dana Dearmond and Bobbi Starr, and the latter two squeezing them […]

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Truer Words Were Never Spoken Dept: Everybody Loves Big Boobies 4

October 7, 2008 Gram the Man 1

At first I rebelled against what I knew was the truth; no one likes to be told what they think. I thought, “You’re not my […]

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Jenny Hendrix’ breasts to hibernate

December 10, 2007 Gram the Man 2

Jenny Hendrix, seen here mixing a beverage, is eight days away from getting new breasts. “They’re getting a little bigger,” she confirmed. We tried to […]

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Eva Angelina – for no reason at all

November 28, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Eva Angelina is a guest on Playboy Radio (until 7 PST), but I thought I would show you the one picture in existence of a […]

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What Would Bob Seger Do? Girls on Film: Solo 2

September 24, 2007 Gram the Man 0

As easy as it might be to forget why I’m here, now and then I am reminded that at all times we must pay homage […]

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Joanna Angel tackles boobs

September 19, 2007 Gram the Man 1

There are a lot of things people are shy of talking about in today’s porn industry: drug use, sexual harrassment, malfeasant distribution deals. Now Joanna […]

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More drink booze parties, more questions

August 22, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I don’t know which river River Rats refers to, but this boxcover is compelling for several reasons, not the least of which involves this woman’s […]

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Bree Olson to Hustler: Please, not on my face

July 25, 2007 Gram the Man 2

Hustler has of late sent out screeners of its movies with a pink sticker attached. The sticker lets potential fences know that enclosed is a […]

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Porn stars in my past, nipples in the news

July 23, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I went to college with a guy named Brian and a woman named Jennifer (as did many of us). One day, Brian came into our […]

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