Twisty’s and Audrey Bitoni, like a good Italian restaurant, give us way more than we expected on the cover of “Simply the Breast.”
I don’t usually approve of spoilers, but I think it’s important you know her vagina is there, too.
It’s fitting that a movie called “Simply the Breast” should display only one full breast of its cover model, but as you can see from this security camera footage released by the Chatsworth Police Department, Bitoni is also displaying both labia.
This movie should be called “Simply the Breast—AND THEN SOME.”
It is a little mind-boggling for someone of my advanced age (I am 23) to contemplate what life would have been like had I a DVD like this in my formative years. 16 hours. I’m certain that would’ve gotten me through high school and most of college.
But then—come to think of it—if I had had a 16-hour comp back then I probably would not have had the time to apply to colleges.
But I did go to college, so I know that Science has proven that a statistical majority of women who have breasts also have labia. Therefore I humbly suggest this 64-hour compilation:
Only the Labe
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Audrey Bitoni is JGrrl of the Year; Not that kind of Cardassian
See also: Twistys
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