Jenny Hendrix’ high-fructose nipples or: Every picture doesn’t necessarily tell a story

The lousiness of this picture, featuring Jenny Hendrix showing off her new boobs to Dana Dearmond and Bobbi Starr, and the latter two squeezing them in wonder, is no one’s fault but mine.

I never said I was America’s Beloved Photojournalist, so when Hendrix whipped out the girls I spent a moment or three playing with my flash settings. A moment or three too long, I’m afraid.

But I’ll tell you something: Jenny Hendrix’ new boobs are amazing. I wish they made cakes out of them.

Dana Dearmond, not easily impressed, said, “That girl has Gummi Bear boobs.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: The Porn Actor’s Nightmare; Dana Dearmond would keep it real if you’d just let her; Bobbi Starr is the Gunslinger
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