I talked with Deen in Las Vegas about the non-aggressive way he landed the Paul Schrader-directed Bret Easton Ellis adaptation “The Canyons” and about how he copes with his “crippling” shyness.
Gram Is There
MontagFoto 3.25.13—Dana DeArmond and elegant design
Do you root for Dana DeArmond? I root for Dana DeArmond.
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Today in Lesbians: How They Work
Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.
commentary
When “Bad Ideas” is a good idea
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
fetish
Dairy Queef: “Milk Nymphos 3″ does a body good
“Milk Nymphos 3″ is really a movie for the rest of us. It says, “I’ll take your 1 Percent and shoot it out of my ass.”
events
XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
interviews
Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
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Why “The Friend Zone” is more perilous than “The Twilight Zone”
Any poor shmoe can tell you that there is nothing more lonely than being loved “like a friend.” Follow hapless Anthony Rosano as he tries to break free of “The Friend Zone” in this excellent couples’ film from New Sensations.
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Belladonna is the type of “Explorer” I like to see blow up
One reason Belladonna is so beloved is that she drives to you
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“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
the horror
Much too vulgar a display: Dana DeArmond and “The Exorcist”
If you haven’t seen “The Exorcist” yet, you should. Watch it on a rainy afternoon. Then you can watch “Praise the Load 6“
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Plenty of T’n'A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
business
Tim Von Swine: The Last Man Working in Porn
“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”
Gram Is There
You have to be limber in this business
Dana performed a 30 degree spinal concavity in service to a blowbang
celebrities
Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
art
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
art
Artporn elite remember David Aaron Clark with wine, cheese, castration
We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.
business
Nate Glass: The Last Man Working in Porn
“Pornhub and Brazzers have done more damage to the porn industry than Traci Lords, John Ashcroft, and Andrea Dworkin combined,” says Nate Glass of Take Down Piracy. “These people are assholes and need to be stopped.”
Gram Is There
MontagFoto 9.6.10
I used to work at United Parcel Service, so I was happy to be with Dana and the wall bass.
geekery
New on Lifetime: “Superslut ‘n’ Sophie”
I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.
Porno-Americans