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Snakes, Porn, And Compersion with Angela White

February 5, 2020 Gram the Man 2

“By destigmatizing porn, I argue myself out of a job,” Angela White says. “I’ll just have to find something else to do, won’t I?”

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Truly, Madly, Beat Me: “Gone” Is A Postmortem BDSM Love Story

March 22, 2016 Gram the Man 0

Spanky Yankees teach us that sometimes, the best safeword is “goodbye.”

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Arrivederci Rocco: Siffredi Retires from Performing

April 11, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Siffredi leaves a legacy of nearly 2,000 movies shot on three continents.

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Gentleman/collar: Ernest Greene’s Masterful “Master of O”

September 5, 2014 Gram the Man 0

“Everyone is aware of limits, so that when the limits get breached there is a reckoning.”

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I Know What Girls Like: “Sex in Venice” with Scarlett Revell

May 14, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”

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Set to Screen: “The Truth About O” (or: “50 Shades of O”)

September 28, 2012 Gram the Man 0

As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.

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Everybody Does “Dallas”

July 27, 2012 Gram the Man 0

I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.

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Dairy Queef: “Milk Nymphos 3” does a body good

June 9, 2012 Gram the Man 0

“Milk Nymphos 3” is really a movie for the rest of us. It says, “I’ll take your 1 Percent and shoot it out of my ass.”

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Gun to the Head: Tales of Porny Coercion

March 23, 2012 Gram the Man 4

Sometimes people make choices in porn more for what they can avoid than for what they can get

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Deep Inside the IAFD: Preserving porn’s history [interview]

February 3, 2012 Gram the Man 8

IAFD boss Vanzetti: “Nowadays you just see a guy ramming himself into something, and then pulling out and jerking off on that thing’s face.”

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Adult Entertainment Expo: Similar voices, other rooms [video]

January 20, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Gram Ponante’s probing questions and silky interview style make porn stars instantly comfortable answering original questions like “What is your favorite position?”

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The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?

January 1, 2012 Gram the Man 3

2011’s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

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The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year

December 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.

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Everybody must get “Wasted” [video]

November 11, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie

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Someone’s Cunting Daughter: Porn stars and their favorite horror movies

November 3, 2011 Gram the Man 5

Porn stars discuss what scares them worse than Shelley Lubben

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“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed

October 21, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”

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My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”

October 21, 2011 Gram the Man 1

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

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Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]

October 14, 2011 Gram the Man 3

I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.

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Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]

September 28, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career

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When Kenny G murdered Mika Tan: Interview with a Villain

September 16, 2011 Gram the Man 4

It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.

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