As you are aware, I am an expert on the elements of design. That is why I applaud Mercenary Pictures’ new approach to emphasizing performer names on the boxcover of Tina Tyler’s Fresh Out the Box 8.
Whereas less daring studios would underline, italicize, or embolden the names of Claudia Downs and Megan Monroe, Mercenary highlights their names in what appears to be ejaculate.
So won’t you smile for the camera?
Previously: Mercedez’ Tower of Terror; Vena Virago: Tempted; Memphis Monroe reveals Dark Side of her head
; I know they’re gonna love it – Peg
See also: Steely Dan
Gram, why are you not President of the United States?