Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done
Thus, the boxcover of “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4” states “Now with blacker Negroes!”
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Vivid offers contracts to journalists, athletes, relatives
Vivid, which has in recent months offered movie deals to Octomom Nadya Suleman, embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, and “Britain’s Got Talent” star Susan Boyle, […]
When this old world starts getting you down, Kagney Linn Karter is up on the roof
I was on my way to meet the new Vivid Girl, AJ Bailey, and first got stuck in traffic and then got lost. In my […]
Cui Boner or: AVN is like a Rolling Stone
Ain’t it hard to discover that/He ain’t really where it’s at/After he took from you everything he could steal?/How does it feel? – Bob Dylan […]
Lisa Ann snatches Eminem from obscurity
Lisa Ann becomes the first porn star to reprise a character she created for an adult film in Eminem’s “We Made You.” And she, as […]
Matthew, Mark, “Throat,” and johns
It’s Holy Week at Vivid, and Paul Thomas and Sasha Grey have at least 75 percent of the Gospels wrapped up. I’m sure it is […]
2008 in Review: Most in need of a creative consultant
Abby Winters I award because I love. These fleshy Sapphic Australians squish and frot together with their armpit hair, belly rolls, tribal tattoos, Linda Koslowski […]
Gram did not slip away on you
As you know, in addition to being America’s Beloved Porn Journalist I am the Western Hemisphere’s foremost Gordon Lightfoot biographer. Only China’s Xiao Pang “Rainy […]
Same time last year
Now that I have the World’s Largest Porn Journalism Archive1 I am going to regularly cash in on some gems from the past: Lexington Steele […]
Bree to sprees, Who, and Wii
I don’t normally write about contests (competition is for the weak), but Adam & Eve has launched a $25,000 holiday giveaway that offers the delicious […]
Almost heaven: Breast, vagina
“Life is old there,” Courtney Cummz didn’t explain of her return to West Virginia to dance tonight. “Older than the trees.” Cummz headlines tonight at […]
Your day in Creamplosions
Many times I will go to porn sets and spend hour upon delightful hour listening to the director wax on about his place in cinematic […]
McCain to take the world in love embrace at Sturgis Rally
John McCain, Republican candidate for President, will open up for Kid Rock tonight in Sturgis, South Dakota, as part of its annual motorcycle rally. “All […]
Ashlynn Brooke and Tommy Gunn deliver poignant anti-alcohol message
By the 10-minute mark in most AVN award shows, the heady thrill that accompanies the 2-hour wait for the show to start has dwindled considerably. […]
Penthouse pets shout at Devil, Letterman
Penthouse Pets Lux Kassidy, Melissa Jacobs, and the delightful Heather Vandeven tonight will join a reconstituted and perhaps even artificially resuscitated Motley Crue on “The […]
Walk (Alix Lakehurst) every day into a shady place
Alix Lakehurst, back from rehab and high on life (who knew she was on drugs?) plays Kim Deal or No Deal for her fans on […]
Life after porn: Aylar Lie makes up with Basshunter, herself
The Tehran-born Norwegian model Aylar Lie shot a few videos for Red Light District and other companies in 2002, making her one of the only […]
I like to see a little more fat
Vivid Plus’ has released its heavier women epic Curvaceous. I went to the digital capture of this movie last August (I won’t say “taping,” I’d […]
Pretend you don’t see it, Leilani
“In the end, Ange Venus brings the whole thing over the line into a sort of, er, lack of redemption,” David Aaron Clark said. “When […]
Stoya’s phototerrorism or: It’s a nice day for a white wedding
Stoya and I happened to be seated next to each other at a timeshare demonstration when I got up to mingle with the other retirees, […]