Barely Legal’s spirit stick

When I was growing up in Bombay Beach, our cheerleaders were plump and ravenous, full of biscuits and desire for your friend Gram. We called them The Decline of Egypt because they could never complete a pyramid.

For the first time anywhere, Hustler explores the erotic possibilities of cheerleaders in Barely Legal #58, featuring the whippet-thin Courtney Simpson, from whom every ounce of body fat has been shamed and banished. On dismounts of over five feet, Simpson simply slices through dirt molecules and winds up in the center of the earth.

“Last time I got magma on me,” she did not say.

Barely Legal #58 also stars Denise K., Keeani Lei, Nadia Styles, and Angela Stone.

Previously: You gotta havce faith in your Tyler; Charlotte Stokely speaks in tongues
See also: Hustler

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