Did you know that “Gram Ponante,” like “Mark Twain,” is a term common to riverboat navigators? Strange but true.
That is why it was not a surprise to learn that AVN, commonly held to mean “Adult Video News,” is also the initials of Avascular necrosis, a condition known as bone death.
As you know, “waiting for wood” or “losing/lost wood” is a term familiar to many in the adult industry, but it could just as easily be known as bone death.
(This has nothing to do with the rumors that AVN has been sold to Dunkin’ Donuts.)
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: AVN sold to Dunkin’ Donuts
See also: Coping with AVN
Damn you & your witty headlines — for just a moment I thought that thieving old batard John T. Bone had finally croaked, & I was so pleased …