Call for submissions: Gram needs prostitutes

As you know, I write about prostitutes as often as I can and this MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant will allow.

But I am sick of searching Google for images of “prostitutes” when I know so many of my close personal friends list that occupation on their tax returns.

So I am looking for the Official GramPonante.com Prostitute whose image can grace every 2008 post about prostitution. The requirements are as follows:

1. The prostitute must be female and over the age of eighteen
2. The image must be a full shot of the subject in one of the 23-U.N.-sanctioned “hooker poses,” including self ass-slapping, alley-leaning, bending to vehicle window, and showing up at hotel room door and saying “Hey, Sweetie.”
3. A little nudity is OK, even encouraged
4. The photo(s) must be submitted by the subject herself
5. The subject need not be a prostitute currently but must make a convincing case for it

The Official GramPonante.com Prostitute will receive a text link to her website each time her image is used, as well as universal admiration.

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