Greetings from sunny California
I have nothing to complain about living in Los Angeles. The Mexican food is less expensive and more plentiful than it was in Bogue Chitto, […]
Month: January 2008
Long Island bids to become Porn Valley East
Until recently, the only porn residents of Long Island could lay claim to was a flash of Margot Kidder’s nipple in the original Amityville Horror. […]
Call for submissions: Gram needs prostitutes
As you know, I write about prostitutes as often as I can and this MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant will allow. But I am sick of […]
Sex workers to convene in Chicago
The Desiree Alliance, a volunteer foundation of sex workers and sex worker organizations based in Henderson, NV, will host its annual conference July 16-20 in […]
Pretend you don’t see it, Leilani
“In the end, Ange Venus brings the whole thing over the line into a sort of, er, lack of redemption,” David Aaron Clark said. “When […]
Katsuni: So sue me
“It was clear she wanted money,” said the performer Katsuni of the woman who sued her to change her name. “She wanted 500 euros each […]
Adrianna Nicole in black & white
Close Personal Friend Adrianna Nicole was walking around the AVN Expo and I thought, “She looks great in color, but what does she look like […]
Fresh off the Articulated Bus
With my jaw-dropping successes, more and more I find my signature and scintillating style copied and watered down by imitators (mostly in Hungarian factories). That […]
Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go
Studio: WickedDirector: Mark StoneCast: Lindsey Meadows, Prseley Maddox, April ASubrey, Jayme Langford, Kayla Carrera, Kissy Kapri, Nikki Kane, Ryann Reynolds, Evan Stone, Marco Banderas, Nick […]
Mini-review: The Night When Evil Falls vol. 1
Studio: Adult Source MediaDirector: No ideaCast: No idea “A vulgar sacrifice to help heal Master Gilva who was wounded in the magic world!” I would […]
What I learned from hentai (first in a series)
Rape is OK if the rapist is a goblin. Note to self: Get more tentacles. When tentacles are unavailable, use snakes. Explain everything as it […]
Hollie Stevens dodges a bullet
…not only that, but it appears the couch was saved as well. Regardless, Nika doesn’t seem to mind. Previously: Clown porn at Comic Con; Night […]
Podcast: Smells like Jenna Jameson
The Leading Lady of the Lubed Labe is leaving to pursue perfumery. To my knowledge, no one has talked about her new career choice, focusing […]
Pot smoker calling kettle black
A retarded man is stalking the transgendered prostitutes, or “transvestitutes”, of Atlanta and posting YouTube videos of them. Steve Gower is a director of the […]
Sizzling ATM scene with Jenny Hendrix and Erin Moore
What? Previously: Jenny Hendrix’ breasts to hibernate
AVN Wrap-up: I will never spread my commentary on the 2008 AEE again
“I will never spread my legs in this industry again” – Jenna Jameson
The Prime of Miss Jean Jacobs or: Would I lie to you, Honey? or: De Jean Vu
The reason that there is no Oscar presented for Best New Starlet is because novelty is not as important in Hollywood as it is in […]
AVN: The only numbers you can trust
Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102
Jenna Jameson and the future of the porn superstar
When the one person who stands a chance of refuting the belief that porn stars are interchangeable and anonymous says, “I’ll never spread my legs […]
Sunny Leone on gravity
I asked Sunny Leone about adhesives, as is my wont. “There’s no tape,” she said. “So you have to keep walking, moving forward constantly, to […]