Who knew this would happen?
At the Fashionistas party the other night a woman innocently took her breasts out and began fondling them. Then a bunch of photographers showed up. […]
Month: January 2008
Shocker: Green Novelties models are not Kiss
1. They don’t look like Kiss2. There’s only three of them3. They’re not the most overrated band until Radiohead4. They look like you might want […]
Fucking Huge Cocks are the windows to the soul
What makes the hundreds of porn starlets cavorting through the Sands Expo Center so distinct from one another, even though they may be wearing the […]
Cultural learnings of the Abby Winters girls
Prior to today I had never heard of Abby Winters or the women in her employ. But when I happened upon several grain-fed, exuberant, barefoot […]
Lux Kassidy: Metalhead
Walking through the Venetian lobby I tried to heed the advice I gleaned from porn personalities while writing this article, such as never try to […]
Today’s fung-fu grip (tie)
Gianna and Nikita Denise shared today’s Strongest Handshake award at a quiet ceremony that didn’t involve manual stimulation of anything with fewer than five digits […]
Annette Schwarz: form follows function
How many times do we see our favorite people stripped of all subtlety, bent over to show us their goods, starving hysterical naked, gaping without […]
"They’re coming"
Meet Melrose Foxxx. Although this is her second AVN convention, she is still a little overwhelmed when the outside doors open and the fans come […]
Tera Patrick: The new black
Camelot has returned. Once a nation was charmed when Jackie Kennedy threw open the doors of the White House. Today our hearts leap up anew […]
Stoya’s phototerrorism or: It’s a nice day for a white wedding
Stoya and I happened to be seated next to each other at a timeshare demonstration when I got up to mingle with the other retirees, […]
AVN Expo guides help to focus your drool
Princess Diana might have chosen to call it a minefield, but I call the AVN Expo a delightful collagen dessert with fans as the gelatin […]
Tera Patrick: "I want world domination"
“I never set out to be the world’s most famous pussy,” Tera Patrick said. Tera Patrick is all over Las Vegas this week. Dueling billboards […]
Where’s Stormy?
This is the banner hanging above the entrance to the Adult Entertainment Expo, showing just three of Wicked’s contract girls. Maybe Kisten Price and Stormy […]
Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera: How to quit worrying and love your celebrity sex tape
“Well, honey, I have something to tell you.” Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera were having marital problems in April of 2007. They had separated and […]
I’m with Britney
I try not to patronize the mainstream media, what with its “tan bodays” and all, but I am currently getting my tires rotated and am […]
Ashlynn Brooke to entice you to disrobe
Better than some clown with a camera phone and a handful of gummy Mardi Gras beads, Ashlynn Brooke will be roaming Las Vegas daring visitors […]
Stoya’s architecture
Because I am a product of the American South, I begin each New Year with a ham, coleslaw, and blackeyed peas dinner. This means that, […]
Jack’s POV 9 mini-review: Stoya Sandwich
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Stoya, Gianna, Carmella Bing, Renae Cruz, Brianna Love, Jerry, The beauty of – or at least the idea behind – […]
Performer in a Non-Sex Role: One actor’s process
Of the thousands of awards AVN will be presenting at its annual honors January 12, none is so prestigious as its Performer in a Non-Sex […]
Tommy Gunn casts the first bone
Porn is not a 9 to 5 job, and in addition to the extra-curricular activities associated with being a porn star (mentoring, celebrity golf tournaments, […]