AVN Expo guides help to focus your drool

Princess Diana might have chosen to call it a minefield, but I call the AVN Expo a delightful collagen dessert with fans as the gelatin and your favorite porn personalities as the marshmallows suspended within. Plus, Princess Diana is no longer with us.

If you plan to attend, you will be pleased that organizers of the event have published two comprehensive guides to who will be appearing and at what booth and time, organized by star and location. Each guide is 47 pages long.

As porn personalities might be alighting on several booths over the course of the week, I suggest you download and print both lists, fold them as many times as you can, stop in the middle of the aisle to check and recheck, and approach each porn star with “WHICH ONE ARE YOU?”

Everyone from John Wayne Bobbitt to Christy Canyon to Summer Cummings to Memphis Monroe will be there, though the guide does not mention Vivid at all.

See also: Adult Entertainment Expo Signing Guides

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