Fresh off the Articulated Bus

With my jaw-dropping successes, more and more I find my signature and scintillating style copied and watered down by imitators (mostly in Hungarian factories). That is why I am sensitive to matters of intellectual piracy and have endeavored to distance myself from AVN’s long-running “Fresh off the Bus” feature, reasoning that since Porn Valley’s Orange Line is a series of articulated vehicles travelling on dedicated busways much more suited to conveying new porn talent to agencies like that owned by Lori Lust, a new title would be more appropriate.

Lori Lust is a performer originally from Michigan whose husband, Craig, writes great press releases about the model agency they own together.

Twenty female models were just added today at www.lorilustagency.com . Craig Stevens stated “there will be another ten more girls added next week, we’re growing like a weed”. But what is amazing is almost every model is new and has never shot before, and many are under 22 years of age.

Amaya Davis, above, “Can easily do the little school girl look,” says Craig. Maybe my own experience with Michigan schools is limited to Freaks And Geeks and The Big Chill, but this woman doesn’t scream “schoolgirl” to me. Then again, why would I want to get into situations where someone was screaming “schoolgirl” at me?

Cece Sinclaire is my favorite because she seems a little radiated. “She does Anal AND DP!” yells Craig. In general, I find that once someone goes Anal, double penetration is the toaster that comes free with the bank account. But that might just be people I know.

Here’s Michelle Mars, 28. “Great body; not one scar or tattoo,” says Craig, adding: “Nice boobs.”

“Thank you,” I said.

Previously: Lust conquers media, Inbox
See also: My AVN “Fresh off the Bus” with Nautica Binx, 2003, Lori Lust

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3 Comments

  1. Michelle’s face is full of blemishes. One of the most terrible skins a cosmetologist has seen! Who are you kidding? We called her the pancake face in hi-school. Also, she has 2 nasty tattoes- one on ankle, and one a hideous tiger on her breast. Add the cellulite ridden back thighs, beer gutt and you get the “perfect body.” I am all for marketing your products, but please be more honest!

  2. ROLF! Cece, you forgot to add the bacne she still has, fake toothies, and stringy hair! She is definitely more than 28! We are both 31! But since Lori is ancient as a dinosaur, she might have lsot her minf to think ‘Chell is 1.beautiful and 2. 28 years of age

  3. Yikes! Hello, I am Cece Sinclaire. Surprising to see something on the internet about me! Hehe…A little shocked here to see such mean comments, but they were posted anonymous, so go figure. I assure you, there is no bacne, stringy hair or fake “toothies”. And for the record, Lori Lust’s website is incorrect. I will be turning 23 next month and I do NOT do anal or DP. Anyhow, wanted to say thank you Gram for the nice compliment! Took a few moments to look over your website and it’s very nice!

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