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Lily Carter – just because

May 4, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Girls-only performers are the porn equivalents of “I love you as a friend”; it makes me want to make Lily Carter a mix tape.

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The Week in Porn Hysteria: We’re “Not” paying $1200 for an anal scene

March 13, 2010 Gram the Man 9

“The ‘going rate’ for talent is decided by the purchaser in an open free market and I have exercised my right to purchase or not make a purchase,” said Mullen.

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Back to the garden with Lilith Eve

October 12, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I don’t know what the juicy Lilith Eve is getting at by appropriating the names of Adam’s two wives (both of which, no matter what […]

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Copping a Schiele off Rucca Page

August 14, 2009 Gram the Man 1

The early 20th century Austrian painter Egon Schiele was no stranger to painting nudes (he was often arrested in pursuit of them), but he usually […]

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Breasts together, legs apart, with Erika, Erika, Erika Heart

June 29, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Once upon a time, all you needed to see was the suggestion of a female-identified curve, whether it was buried in some underbrush, stuffed into […]

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The Ironic Empire: They call her "Juicee"

May 18, 2009 Gram the Man 3

A new porn talent agency called Inland Empire Models just signed a woman who is 98 pounds and is known as Juicee. If this is […]

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Jesse Jorden: Sassy as a tranny but not a tranny

March 5, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Jesse Jorden is 18 and probably not an Alice Cooper fan. Good thing, too, because I was the one who got confused every day. After […]

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The Economy: What would you do with Katrina Angel for $600?

January 27, 2009 Gram the Man 8

In that the AVN Expo happens two weeks after Christmas, Porn Valley’s post-AVN crash is that much more significant. It is a dark time. But, […]

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Larine Laroshe: Passive/aggressive with vampires

January 23, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Larine Laroshe perches on a modern office divan in a red room. Everything about her says “mount me like a rare butterfly.” But then you […]

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Out of frame with Eva Dior

December 29, 2008 Gram the Man 1

First the most important thing: For the next eight days the Porn Valley talent agency ATM-LA will be charging a paltry $900 for Boy/Girl scenes. […]

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The Once and Future Leona Dulce

October 20, 2008 Gram the Man 0

A service some of the smaller adult talent agencies provide is an e-mail update of who’s in town and what she will do to augment […]

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Nataly Rosa shows us and tells us

September 23, 2008 Gram the Man 1

This morning I received the above sequence of pictures from Foxxx Modeling, one of Porn Valley’s respected suppliers of flesh for film, still photography, and […]

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Prather prattles, pimps periodically published porn potboiler

September 15, 2008 Gram the Man 3

Former porn agent “Bad Ass Frank” Prather is publishing a memoir of his three years in the adult world, “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy – An Insider’s […]

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Zeina Heart: Unbearded Francophone

August 30, 2008 Gram the Man 0

My theory of porn, gratuitous nudity, etc. is that no one actually thinks it’s art, and it doesn’t actually say anything about the world in […]

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Mapquesting Mahlia Milan’s mixed messages

August 26, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Mahlia Milan is 5’7″ and 22 years old. This much can be verified by satellite imagery. But what is she trying to tell us? One […]

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Amanda Blue: Snakes on a taint

August 19, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Amanda Blue is a new model who is available for booking from my friends at Adult Talent Managers. Since I will later be posting a […]

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Gödel, Escher, Bree Barrett

May 29, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Here’s 20-year-old newcomer Bree Barrett (no relation*) in a couple of Lulu/Goldie Hawn poses that are both retro and graphic. I was intrigued that one […]

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Does Aryan have the reich stuff?

May 15, 2008 Gram the Man 2

New to the adult industry is 26-year-old Aryan Astyn, the blonde-haired, brown-eyed – wait a minute – brown-eyed? How can she be Aryan if – […]

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Striking while the iron is hot: Meet Rylie Cyris

May 12, 2008 Gram the Man 3

While Gary Glitter did not forward this picture to me, and while I support creative expression as fundamental to maintaining our First Amendment Freedoms and […]

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Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz – just because

March 14, 2008 Gram the Man 1

There was no reason for them to be standing in that parking lot, and yet there was every reason. I asked the first thing that […]

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