Amanda Blue: Snakes on a taint

Amanda Blue is a new model who is available for booking from my friends at Adult Talent Managers. Since I will later be posting a story about reptiles, I at first thought Ms. Blue was gobbling down some garter snakes, and then I realized she was probably chewing on what appears to be my old tenor saxophone strap.

My unified field theory of porn is that it means nothing until you apply your own meaning to it. So there you go.

Ms. Blue is 22 years old, stands five feet two inches tall, and weighs 100 pounds. You might say, “Imagine the possibilities,” and you would be right, because under her attributes it says she is “flexible.”

(I assume that means bendy and pliant, not that you can decide whether or not to pay her.)

Previously: Thank God it’s Friday; Pussy Party: Day Rate Plus Anal
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  1. Nice post on Amanda. She’s hot.

    Hey, here is one link re: Lindsay Kay being the best at taking a comeshot in the mouth.

    She really is the best ever.


  2. here’s one more:

    other than Lexi Belle, she is the hottest starlet of the last couple of years

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