Zeina Heart: Unbearded Francophone
My theory of porn, gratuitous nudity, etc. is that no one actually thinks it’s art, and it doesn’t actually say anything about the world in […]
Month: August 2008
Hospital: Happy Labor Day
In Benny Profane’s splendid Hospital a couple (Zak Sabbath and Mandy Morbid) fake a miscarriage to scam Kimberly Kane out of 20 bucks. “You sure […]
If trannies wrestled
I watched two movies this week that, like peanut butter and chocolate, would have gone great together. The groundbreaking Tranny/Sissy/Dominatrix epic Gia Darling Will Kick […]
Vicky Vette: When boobs are not enough
Erotic Scandinavian among erotic Scandinavians Vicky Vette, whose wholesome sauciness evokes the pornstars of the 90’s, is in a near dead heat with someone named […]
When to fingerbang Delilah Strong
“You don’t have to ask her if you can fingerbang her,” says Princess Donna to a roomful of invited guests in a live show filmed […]
Hell’s Kittens preview: Priapic Disorder
I don’t pretend to understand Beat Pornographer Joe Gallant’s movies, the latest of which, Hell’s Kittens, arrived recently in preview form, but that is always […]
"Dick-railed"
Philosophy major and former AVN editor Eddie Adams contributed a review for VCA’s Deep Inside box set that employed the phrase “dick-railed.” It is a […]
Use Your Allusion Deep Inside – 4 DVD Box Set
Studio: VCADirector: variousCast: Asia Carrera, Savannah, Vanessa Del Rio, Juli Ashton by Gram Ponante.com special correspondent Eddie Adams Use Your Allusion Hey, everybody, we’re getting […]
Not Rated Pro Wrestling
Studio: New Porn OrderDirector: Craig ValentineCast: Matt Bateman, Snakemaster Abudadene, Blackheart, Pablo Marquez, Loaded Cash, Kendra Secrets, Kis Romeo, Billy Blade, Annie Social, Buff Bagwell, […]
Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!
Studio: Third World MediaDirector: Gia DarlingCast: Gia Darling, Mistress Berlin, Mistress Julianm Mistress Nicolette, Mistress Gemini, Mistress Jeannine, Ms. J, Orion Cross, Luke Cross, Jesse, […]
Mapquesting Mahlia Milan’s mixed messages
Mahlia Milan is 5’7″ and 22 years old. This much can be verified by satellite imagery. But what is she trying to tell us? One […]
Mandy Morbid’s disappearing Hospital
Pictured are director Benny Profane and coverpatient Mandy Morbid at tonight’s release party for the movie Hospital, starring Morbid as the amnesiac and trepanning-happy Lucy. […]
John Holmes shot Wadd on a Sunday
Classic porn company VCX will re-release one of John Holmes’ signature movies, 1971’s Johnny Wadd, in September. I reviewed the movie for an upcoming issue […]
Japanese porn exporters put their money where the mosaic is
While stateside audiences are familiar with Asian-American porn, their experience with porn shot in Japan might be limited to tentacles, underpants, and frogs. And with […]
Almost heaven: Breast, vagina
“Life is old there,” Courtney Cummz didn’t explain of her return to West Virginia to dance tonight. “Older than the trees.” Cummz headlines tonight at […]
Remembering Haley Paige, a little
Before presenting a brief remembrance of the porn performer Haley Paige, who died a year ago today, I’ll share with you an anonymous comment I […]
Blowjob MRI: Your healthcare deductions at work
The unsinkable Michelle Aston sent me this picture of incontrovertible proof that there is always more room. The link is from a fascinating blog about […]
Meet Sadie West
“So I guess I’m Sadie West now?” The 5’2″ New Sensations contract performer (she joins Ashlynn Brooke) has just finished telling me the origins of […]
Alaska loves porn and alternative search engine optimization
…yet no one is giving me money to go up there to film Ass Road Fuckers. Here is a picture of Alaska’s own porn sisters, […]
Site update tackles nudity, porn, porn nudity
I was stuck in an airport recently with nothing but a dial-up connection and a flimsy bathrobe (don’t ask), and updated the following areas of […]