While Gary Glitter did not forward this picture to me, and while I support creative expression as fundamental to maintaining our First Amendment Freedoms and for getting chicks (since cologne won’t adhere to my skin, I need to resort to Creative Expression), I am a little weirded out by the fact that a Michigan model has chosen to parody an underage celebrity’s name with her nom de porn choice.
Rylie Cyris does not look any more or less like Hannah Montana than did Jessica Sweet or Hillary Scott look like Britney Rears, which just goes to show that there are other things at work in porn marketing than accuracy, but I do think that Ms. Cyris, 20, is the first person to choose a porn name based on the name of a minor.
Previously: XBiz panels tackle piracy, butt piracy; It was you all along, Britney
See also: Alternative Modeling
Yeah, that’s just a tad creepy. Maybe not as creepy as Playboy tendering a preemptive offer to the Cyrus girl to pose when she’s legal… but creepy nevertheless.
I think it’s just creepy enough to give me wood.
It’s creepy enough that I swear I just saw Chris Hanson hanging out in the bushes outside my window just now.