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The Once and Future Leona Dulce

A service some of the smaller adult talent agencies provide is an e-mail update of who’s in town and what she will do to augment your porn production. Thus 19-year-old Leona Dulce (“sweet lioness”) is brought to our attention.

Sir Mix-a-Lot would like Dulce, noting that her type of measurements are great on shorter women.

“36/24/36?” the Seattle rapper said in “Baby Got Back,” “Only if she’s 5’3″.”

Well, Dulce is 5’3″ and the only measurement given is that she is a 34C. But I’m here to tell you that red beans and rice didn’t miss her.

In addition to being a member of the Clean Plate Club, Ms. Dulce is available to “Swallow, Solo, Group, Interracial, Creampie, BJ, B/G/G, B/G, B/B/G, Anal.” If you need a description of what those initials stand for, send me five dollars.

(It is redundant to note that Ms. Dulce does “Interracial” in that the race barrier in porn is only meaningful in terms of where it is in relation to Caucasian women. I am not aware of a “performer of color” who, on her agent’s advice, said that she wouldn’t do a scene with Whitey. Regardless, I’m just happy Leona Dulce is around.)

I received notice Dulce was in town today, but the e-mail helpfully said that she has been available since the 14th and will be through the 30th. We missed nearly a week of this 19-year-old’s life. Will we ever get it back?

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Karen Duhe’s intelligent design
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