A new porn talent agency called Inland Empire Models just signed a woman who is 98 pounds and is known as Juicee. If this is a joke, I don’t get it.
Some guys like the skinny girls. It is said that most men quickly and imperceptibly scan the hips of women to gauge their ability to breed. Juicee Jaymes doesn’t appear to have hips to scan. Our children will be no bigger than figurines.
But Inland Empire Models does have a diversity of talent, many of whom actually are juicy.
The Inland Empire is a vast chunk of land that includes San Bernardino and Riverside Counties, the city of Palm Springs and the Coachella Valley, meth labs and Latin gangs, reservation casinos, vast wind farms, much of California’s Route 66, and a good part of Southern California that starts 14 miles from the ocean and ends at the borders of Nevada and Arizona.
Launched this month by photographer Richard Moulton and former performer Ashley Jordan, Inland Empire Models currently lists just over a dozen women who can fill a need for Orange and San Diego County porn outlets that don’t want to risk booking Porn Valley-based talent who, somewhere just south of the 10 freeway, might become disoriented and drive their cars off the road.
Their roster includes newcomers as well as established talent like (clockwise from left) Savannah Stern, Riley Rey, and Katie Cummings, whom I’m scanning now.
Jordan says her talent isn’t necessarily based in the Inland Empire.
“Our girls are actually all over Southern California and travel to work,” Jordan said. “Anything from the Valley, to Riverside, to San Diego.”
While there are small porn talent agencies in San Diego and Las Vegas, Inland Empire Models is the first in that region. Is there an Inland Empire attitude that covers people from Juicee to Cummings?
“They’re all amazing people as well as performers,” Jordan said.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Anti-909 sentiment rampant in stripper community; Skinny Bones; Sizemore, Hilton, Mikayla, and Death
See also: Inland Empire Models
Someone needs to grab a half dozen In-N-Out Double Doubles, jungle style, force-feed “Juicee,” and lather/rinse/repeat until she comes close to resembling the other healthy-appearing models. Mein Gott in Himmel.
Oh, and don’t give me that “naturally thin” bullshit, either.
That’s just ain’t healthy at all. Some needs to get her a copy of the Karen Carpenter story and a feeding tube.
It is said that most men quickly and imperceptibly scan the hips of women to gauge their ability to breed. Our children will be no bigger than figurines. Some needs to get her a copy of the Karen Carpenter story and a feeding tube.Nice post m8…check eoporn.com too,are alot of nice ladies there