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Sabrina’s Deep-Thinking Big Top Gang Bang

July 20, 2020 Gram the Man 4

“If it were up to me,” Deep told me, “I’d just have them come one after the other. But this is a big production, and these people are very organized.”

Sabrina Deep and her husband Fabio

I Have Never Attended A Comfortable Gangbang

July 26, 2019 Gram the Man 0

Gangbangs should be scheduled for cold days; on days like this, you can actually see the bacteria thinking.

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James Thurber, Alexis Grace, And Getting Kicked Off Instagram

August 6, 2016 Gram the Man 4

I’m enjoying myself, but maybe they’re not paying me enough. Maybe this isn’t the best use of my time. Maybe I’ll regret this later.

Nice Day for A White Wedding: A “Marriage 2.0” Shoot Diary

March 29, 2016 Gram the Man 2

Hot To Stop Worrying And Love San Francisco Polyamory

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Crucifellatio: Its origin and basis in science

March 26, 2016 Gram the Man 5

Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.

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#AVNSoGendered Hashtag Fails To Trend

January 29, 2016 Gram the Man 1

“There’s a difference between a movie that is unwatchable because it is not even slightly sexually stimulating and one featuring characters that have no genitals.”

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Measure R: How Porn Valley Handles Rape

December 3, 2015 Gram the Man 5

So now there exists in a once-shadowy business the opportunity to discuss something with the faith that the whole structure won’t be pulled down.

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How 9/11 Prepared Me for My Porn Career

September 11, 2015 Gram the Man 0

For me, porn was an escape from reality TV.

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Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels

September 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.

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Nipple Tourism And Rites of Passage

September 1, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Like a Bar Mitzvah, knowing when nipples are sexual objects and when they are not is the key to adulthood.

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Rentboy Bust: What Kind of World Do We Live In Where Even Our Gay Prostitutes Aren’t Safe?

August 28, 2015 Gram the Man 0

I imagine the power of this editorial will have America’s problems with sex sorted out within the next two weeks.

DANICA DILLON IS A DUGGARFUCKER

An Open Letter to Celebrities Seeking Porn Star Sex

August 26, 2015 Gram the Man 0

…your attraction to her fame is the most mutual attraction you will ever have

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Will Your Mouth Still Remember the Taste of this Interracial Brothel?

August 26, 2015 0

Tonight there was an open bar and canapes, but six years ago it was panocha.

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New Adult Awards Show Promises Showbiz, Sparkle, Panche

July 29, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A new adult awards show threatens to return sparkle and panche to the porn industry.

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A Masturbation Weekend That Already Was

May 31, 2015 Gram the Man 0

In a way, it’s like declaring June National Buy Gas Month.

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Ponante Tapped To Lens Scientology Porn Epic

April 1, 2015 Gram the Man 2

“We need to cast the perfect Xenude,” says Engram Ponante

Once More into the “Dirt Pipe,” Dear Friends

March 22, 2015 Gram the Man 2

“Show us the stretching of the Asian Starfish,” says Jake Malone breathlessly

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A St. Patrick’s Day Story

March 17, 2015 Gram the Man 1

“Put yer clothes on, ya Westmeath sloot,” Siobhan said. “It’s Paddy’s Day.”

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Nimoy Posthumously Spock-shocks Facebook with Fascinating Fat Photos

March 5, 2015 Gram the Man 1

“Leonard Nimoy wanted us proud and naked and fat,” says Jukie Sunshine of the 2004 photoshoot that captured her and her cohorts in the Fat-Bottom Revue.

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Christy Mack’s Brutal Reality Show

August 15, 2014 Gram the Man 5

No one assumes a non-famous battered wife must have done something to deserve the beating.

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