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Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.
“There’s a difference between a movie that is unwatchable because it is not even slightly sexually stimulating and one featuring characters that have no genitals.”
So now there exists in a once-shadowy business the opportunity to discuss something with the faith that the whole structure won’t be pulled down.
For me, porn was an escape from reality TV.
Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.
Like a Bar Mitzvah, knowing when nipples are sexual objects and when they are not is the key to adulthood.
I imagine the power of this editorial will have America’s problems with sex sorted out within the next two weeks.
…your attraction to her fame is the most mutual attraction you will ever have
Tonight there was an open bar and canapes, but six years ago it was panocha.
A new adult awards show threatens to return sparkle and panche to the porn industry.
In a way, it’s like declaring June National Buy Gas Month.
“We need to cast the perfect Xenude,” says Engram Ponante
“Show us the stretching of the Asian Starfish,” says Jake Malone breathlessly
“Put yer clothes on, ya Westmeath sloot,” Siobhan said. “It’s Paddy’s Day.”
“Leonard Nimoy wanted us proud and naked and fat,” says Jukie Sunshine of the 2004 photoshoot that captured her and her cohorts in the Fat-Bottom Revue.
No one assumes a non-famous battered wife must have done something to deserve the beating.
Why, when a gang of masturbators senses vulnerability in a woman, do they pounce?
It doesn’t matter how the left-handed spend their time; they’re going to Hell anyway.
Since adult entertainment is the purest form of exploitation, it should be no surprise that an offer like Hof’s comes couched in what sounds like concern, in much the same way that Vivid’s pursuit of Octomom included offers of foreclosure relief.