Porn is a perfect victim, because no one other than those who depend on the industry for their livelihood want to stick their necks out supporting performers’ civil rights.

Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?

…And at no point does the wild spray of semen land anywhere near where conception can occur, even the extra-wide strike zone that is the Mind of God.

Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie

Porn stars discuss what scares them worse than Shelley Lubben

The gauntlet has been thrown down: like the sleeping menace that was Germany in the early 1930s, floppy cocks are a thing.

If Jizz Jam is the new Dirtpipe Milkshake, I can’t wait for the new Jizz Jam.

I find that the most exciting thing about porn movies and porn people is the context

“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”

If you haven’t seen “The Exorcist” yet, you should. Watch it on a rainy afternoon. Then you can watch “Praise the Load 6“

The boxcover for “Tosh Porn Oh” now conforms to the high standards porn audiences demand.

“As long as they’re your own embryos you’ve been killing,” Ponante says, “I’ll still photograph you naked.”

“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.

Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.

“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.

Has Rodney Moore found his Feminine Ideal?

If Gram were Iron Eyes Cody, he would shed a tear over the litter represented by the porn movie “Marcia’s Twat”

When he suggested she terminate her pregnancy, she heard “Terminator Pregnancy” and was like: Awesome.

Might the porn industry salvage from the shame of the “Flintstones” parody a searing and erotic political satire called “Yabba-Abbottabad-Do?

“Did you like coming all over me?” says Britney Markham. “Everybody likes coming all over everybody, don’t they?”