the horror

Jax’ faces of death

December 18, 2008 Gram the Man 0

My friends at gardening site BlueBlood sent an interview with bodymodded action figure/porn star Jax and her views on horror movies and the difference between […]

The Pain of The Price of Pleasure or: Why you should consider an Aggie college

November 2, 2008 Gram the Man 0

So here you are reading a porn site and, even though you have intellectually accepted Porn’s right to exist and you know that intelligent people […]

Bonobo discovery undermines swinger platform

October 15, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Once, when I was younger (I am now 23), a mature lady (the term at that time was “handsome woman”) approached me and said, “Consider […]

Remembering Haley Paige, a little

August 21, 2008 Gram the Man 23

Before presenting a brief remembrance of the porn performer Haley Paige, who died a year ago today, I’ll share with you an anonymous comment I […]

The Texas Vibrator Massacre

April 3, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Studio: Punx Productions/MetroDirector: Rob RottenCast: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn, Jaime Elle, Rob Rotten, Herschel Savage, Seth Dickens Portions of this review […]

Meggan Mallone: Head on her shoulders

February 6, 2008 Gram the Man 0

When the lovely and dangerous Janine Lindemulder signed a Digital Playground contract in March 2005, she appeared in her promo picture without a right arm […]

AVN: The only numbers you can trust

January 15, 2008 Gram the Man 5

Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102

“You’re not one of us”: a steveporn odyssey

October 12, 2007 Gram the Man 29

Gram you don’t get it… guess you never did… keep filing flesh bot with MSM’s taned over blown bodays..

The Black Toilet of Lust

June 11, 2007 Gram the Man 2

When I write my book implicating you all, this is what I’ll call it. I was at the property of performer/entrepreneur Lori Lust the other […]

“Perfection”: Madison Young Hangs in There

April 9, 2007 Gram the Man 0

You must understand that everyone in San Francisco lives in a leatherclad BDSM relationship, if not with each other, then at least with traffic on the 101, so exchanges like this are as commonplace up there as Middle-Americans’ disputes over corn silage.

Britney Spears continues to hold out hope of immaculate conception

November 28, 2006 Gram the Man 1

I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”

In space, no one can hear you, Screech

November 24, 2006 Gram the Man 0

Until now, I had never watched a celebrity sex tape. It’s weird, though, because Screeched requires that each word be put in quotations. Dustin Diamond […]

Allanah Starr will try anything once

October 23, 2006 Gram the Man 1

I got the feeling that, like “transsexual,” the double penetration was open to interpretation.

Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes

July 26, 2006 Gram the Man 0

Studio: JM Productions Director: Jim Powers Cast: Jim Powers, Kate Frost, Keegan Skye, Genesis Skye, Ashley Blue, Katie Gold, Cindy Crawford, Lucy Liu, Sabrina Jade, […]

Barbecue on the rocks, Amazon style

May 26, 2006 Gram the Man 0

I visited Daniel Dakota‘s production of Land of the Amazons last week, which was on a property that may or may not have once belonged […]

"Shut up, please": the 22nd annual XRCO awards

April 22, 2006 Gram the Man 1

One could also have conversations at the XRCOs without having to deal with an awful house band and, because the venue was small and the event free, the lower-echelon but just-as-interesting people who couldn’t make it to Vegas showed up to the XRCOs instead. That was nice.